Food Superlatives

How do I explain this? I'm a skinny guy who can eat a lot of food sometimes. I think I could eat more back in high school, but on occasion I can still pack it in. I guess these records are only funny because I'm quite skinny. If I were really fat, they probably wouldn't be funny at all, but just disgusting.

	Record	Place	Date
	12-by-12 In-N-Out Burger (12 beef patties, 12 slices of cheese, one bun), with fries and Coke	Fisherman's Wharf In-N-Out, San Francisco	Oct 2001
	6 dozen Wings (72) w/ hot sauce on 10¢ wing night	Dancing Bear Happy Hour, Vail, CO	Summer 1993
	50 individual ribs w/ sauce	Deerfield, MA	1992
	32 Dunkin' Donuts (all varieties, in one sitting over 3 hours). Cut myself off because I just wasn't full.	Deerfield, MA	1990
	8 Chicken Cutlet sandwiches w/ LTM and bun in one 45 min lunch	Deerfield, MA	1993
	4 plate-sized pancakes (1/2 thick, size of large plate, choc. chip. w/ chocolate sauce and whipped cream), tied record set by truck driver in 1984. Consumed after 7-mile run to restaurant, took cab back	Rainbow Bend Diner, Greenfield, MA	1992
	McDonald's record: All 4 Extra Value meals in 1993 (Big Mac, 2 Cheeseburgers, McChicken, Filet-o-Fish) plus 2 Fried Apple pies and a hot fudge sundae; Total calories: 5,060. Consumed after 2 week backpacking trip.	McDonald's in N. Vermont	Summer 1993
	3 plate-size burgers w/ LTM, American cheese, bun, and fries	Ivy Club Burger Day	1996
	40 wings at all-you-can-eat Monday Night Football deal, established restaurant record	Bear Bar, Upper East Side, NYC	Fall 1998
	Annual '50 in 60' Wing Competition; finished 50 wings in 23 minutes	5 Olde, Hanover, NH	Spring 2004